Dry Lines
Dry Lines is a project I did to keep writing myself sharp and express my love of humor. I wrote hundreds of dry one-liners in the style of Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, Jack Handey, and Dimitri Martin, and cut them down to 52. After I landed on the top 52, I started the Dry Lines Twitter page where I post one dry one-liner a week.
Below are a few of my favorites.
Honest Items
Honest Items is an Instagram side project I did with the help of AD, Austin Anglin, to stay busy and creatively active. The parody page takes copy from every day items and gives them a bit of a personality.
These are a few of my favorites from the page, but feel free to check all of them out for yourself!
Modern Seinfeld
In the midst of the pandemic, I wrote a modern Seinfeld episode via a Twitter thread. It’s gold, Jerry!
